A blurb, a blurb, my kingdom for a blurb…

The Muse and the Marketplace conference was amazing: met so many great writers, editors, authors, and others and learned all kinds of great things; however, one goal that did NOT happen is that I didn’t end up with any published authors who can blurb my book.

So do any of you know an author? Ideally John Irving, Stephen King, or Haruki Murakami, but I’d settle for less famous too.

I need two or three nice (positive!) pithy statements about how amazing this book is. Anyone out there with an author in their pocket who is interested in encouraging new talent? Let me know!!